There are lies, damned lies and then there's Keir Starmer who has elevated lying to an art form. Has there ever been a Prime Minister as rotten to the core as this one? This week the man who promised to clean up and restore dignity to politics now finds himself so up to his neck in sleaze, political slime and lies it's in danger of choking him?

Because it's become clear that, not only did he lie to us over Peter Mandelson's appointment, he's also being accused of lying to Parliament - for which, if true, he must resign. Time and again he told us - and Parliament - that "full due process" was gone through over Mandelson's vetting. What he didn't say was that Mandelson failed that vetting and should never have been appointed.

Starmer of course is insisting he wasn't told he'd failed it but no-one's buying it - not this time. Does he seriously expect us to believe that senior civil servants hid the security service's conclusions from him (and every other minister) over such an important appointment?

Now Slippery Starmer - who relentlessly hounded Boris to resign during Covid for having had birthday cake in No 10 - is drowning in a slime filled hole way deeper than the one Boris was in.

This man's lies, his duplicity, his cowardice and his willingness to shaft even his closest allies over HIS mistakes has defined his premiership.

This Mandelson business was always going to do for him. And so, it should. We have a Prime minister who cannot be trusted with the truth. He's also a self-serving coward who will lie, cheat and betray the British people - all to hang onto a job he's incapable of doing.

He shames us and our country in the eyes of the world.

Those days are long gone for Coleen!

Having cut a multi-million deal with Coleen Rooney, Primark have slashed prices on her new fashion range just a month after it went into the shops. Course they have - no one was ever going to believe Coleen would wear a £4 top or a £7 lace mini skirt, not when every time she appears in public she's decked out in tens of thousands of pounds worth of designer clobber.

There was a time before her marriage to Rooney when she was a "down to earth" Primark kind of gal. Not any more...

Okay, Dermot...

Dermot O'Leary has apparently convinced himself he's the re-incarnation of Steve McQueen. Bless! We shouldn't destroy his fantasy but when he's thinking clearly, he should ask himself if the rebel, anti-hero, motorbike-riding, King of Cool would ever have hosted Big Brother's Little Brother?

SEE YA!

The BBC's terminally arrogant, Amol Rajan, says he might move to India to raise his kids because Britain is so awful. Byeeeeeeee!

I don't believe you, Rachel

After her crying debacle in the House of Commons, Rachel Reeves now says it was nothing to do with the job, it was all down to personal issues.

I don't believe her. I reckon she'd just had an almighty rollicking from someone who'd told her how rubbish she is at her job. But whatever it was, she should never have come into the chamber because a blubbing female chancellor reinforces the stereotypical belief that women can't hack the job jobs.

Obviously in Reeves's case it's true - but it does make it harder for all the other good women out there.